Tuesday, July 3, 2012

memories

 When i was a teenager i used to go on camps with other guys aged 13-17 with the cadets and one thing sticks in my memory of those times...DROP BEARS...

now i hear you asking what is a drop bear...well to put it simply its a great animal used to scare the living daylights out of kids who are on there first bushcamp, i can remember one time when we had 8 boys all sleeping in the one 2 man tent after a night of stories around the fire


From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A drop bear (or dropbear) is a fictitious Australian marsupial.[1] Drop bears are commonly said to be unusually large, vicious, carnivorous koalas (although the Koala is not a bear) that inhabit treetops and attack their prey by dropping onto their heads from above.[2] They are an example of local lore intended to frighten and confuse outsiders and amuse locals, similar to the jackalope, hoop snake, wild haggis, or snipe hunt.
It is often suggested that doing ridiculous things like having forks in the hair or Vegemite or toothpaste spread behind the ears will deter the creatures.[3]

 And from the Australian Museum;

Animal Species:Drop Bear

The Drop Bear, Thylarctos plummetus, is a large, arboreal, predatory marsupial related to the Koala.
Drop Bear distribution map
Drop Bear distribution map
© Australian Museum

Identification

Around the size of a leopard or very large dog with coarse orange fur with some darker mottled patterning (as seen in most Koalas). It is a heavily built animal with powerful forearms for climbing and holding on to prey. It lacks canines, using broad powerful premolars as biting tools instead.

Size range

120kg, 130cm long, 90 cm at the shoulder.

Distribution

Drop Bears can be found in the densely forested regions of the Great Dividing Range in South-eastern Australia. However there are also some reports of them from South-east South Australia, Mount Lofty Ranges and Kangaroo Island.

Habitat

Closed canopy forest as well as open woodland on the margins of dense forest. Never encountered near roads or human habitation.

Drop Bears hunt by ambushing ground dwelling animals from above, waiting up to as much as four hours to make a surprise kill. Once prey is within view, the Drop Bear will drop as much as eight metres to pounce on top of the unsuspecting victim. The initial impact often stuns the prey, allowing it to be bitten on the neck and quickly subdued.


There are some suggested folk remedies that are said to act as a repellent to Drop Bears, these include having forks in the hair or Vegemite or toothpaste spread behind the ears. There is no evidence to suggest that any such repellents work.

Classification

Species:
plummetus
Genus:
Thylarctos
Peace:)

Thursday, June 7, 2012

crazy

Is it just me or is it crazy that its legal to have 2 dads on your birth certificate but illegal for your 2 dads to get married?...that was the decision made by a judge over here who ordered a gay couples names to both be on the birth certificate of there kid recently

 On another note i recently lost the hearing in my ear but after catching a nasty cold and doing all the right things to get rid of it my hearing seems to be coming back

Off to Adelaide tomoz to visit a great friend i met on farmtown (not exactly the best game but it did introduce me to some very awesome ppl) so all i can say to those of you who sneer n say WTF farmtown? it aint all that bad :P

So I can expect a weekend of fine food, wine and chocolate (not to forget the hugs)


just thought i would show you my preferred underwear (mmm that is a great excuse to put this pic up  :lol)
hope you all have a great weekend (i know i will)

till next time
Peace, Love & Respect :)

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

hey all



well it seems that even tho i havnt been on in such a long time i am still getting visitors to my blog (kinda makes me realise that i have been neglecting it for soooo long)

just a little update...have finished the harvest season for another yr (so all things going right i should end up[ posting more)

have had another operation 10 weeks ago to fix a hernia (only prob there is that when i woke up i was told they found a second one)...lost my hearing in my left ear (tho it seems to be coming back yay :D) damm i swear my bodies going to hell

oh well i guess i better start up at the gym n eat healthy n see if that will do any good

thought i would let you in on my secret to inner peace (shamelessly pinched from another blog...thx jesse)

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bockle uv Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.
Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr peeezz.
An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx

although in all honesty it doesnt mention my love affair with cheap (well bloody expensive according to my friends) whisky 

on a parting note heres some pics to leave you with...enjoy












p.s have a trip to adelaide in 2 weeks to meet one of my 2 fav online friends (cant wait)

Peace,Love &Respect

Ty:)

Monday, August 8, 2011

females n stinky stuff


Thats perfume to you ladies

first off i want to say thankyou to all of you who sent me a comment about Gus...it meant alot and helped me cope with the pain and loss

we have just finished the yrs planting (only had 40,-50,000 trees to plant this yr ) so thats a good thing

my boss brought me a new dog (a female kelpie) so i'm back to training another puppy she has already shredded a pilow and halfway there on my armchair...in relation to females and stinky stuff i went to Perth last yr i got talked into buying a nice bottle of cologne (bloody expensive at $130) and every time i wear it i have ladies comment on it sniff my neck and say how good it is, and now my dog (female) just loves to nuzzle into my neck when i'm wearing it


this is my new dog...isnt she cute



already tearing up the joint lol

peace,love & respect:)

Saturday, July 9, 2011

special friend

saw this on a fridge magnet yesterday and decided to share it

Some people have a special gift
for doing loving deeds,
For offering encouragement
that someone realy needs.
For knowing when to be there,
With a helping hand to lend ...
Some people have a gift for being
a very special Friend.

everyone needs a special friend be it a husband, wife, lover, or just a friend

i once heard a minister say the God didnt mean for people to be alone that we are social creatures and need company so i am thankful for all the people in my life both online and in real life

Peace, Love & Respect

mans best friend

hey all

i think that the hardest thing i have ever had to do was make the decision to put my dog down today...stupid mutt got himself run over and the vet said the best thing to do was to euthanize him

Cant even blast the idiot who ran him over since it was me

dont feel like saying much more somehow so think i will leave with some pics of Gus






will be posting more from now since my insane hectic worklife has eased up

Peace Love & Respect

Thursday, May 5, 2011

memories

hey there
thought i would update what has happened over the last couple of mths in a number of posts

to start of in March i actualy had a day of work (that was the first day in over 8 yrs that i actualy had a single day off in march)

So being the nice fella that i am i thought i would pop over to my wifes housewarming party its so much fun being hubby No2 lol (that is what my friend calls me...her gay hubby) its good that her real hubby likes me

of course i kinda forgot to tell her just let hubby No1 know then hopped in my car and drove the short 800kms (500miles) and gave Mynx a little suprise (which taking in teh fact that when i rang her while standing in her driveway and then seeing a little pocket rocket screaming and zooming at warp speed to almost bowl me over in a hug then pinch n poke me all day just to make sure i was real and not her imagination was quiet flattering to say teh least

had a great day meeting mynx's friends and family (not to forget all that yummy food being waved in front of me...n no guys i didnt dissapoint Mynx is the best for making bikkies cakes n pavlova) then since i had to work the next day i headed back home that night

all in all it was a great day and i had a ball

and no these arent pics of my trip...but bugger that they do look hot


Peace,Love & Respect:)