Friday, April 12, 2013

I'm in love with a chef

mmm well to be honest i'm in love with his creation "Joeys indulgent journey"
a dessert that i have been told is made to be shared by up to 4 people (best bit is he made double portions for me)


however since i was on my own i had no choice but to eat it all


Pfft if you believe that you will believe the moon is made of swiss cheese (and everyone knows its made of good ol aussie cheese :P)

Thursday, April 4, 2013

late easter post

Hi folks hope everyone is doing well
Here is a Easter message thats true to my heart
"there may be no passage in the Bible about cotton tailed cuties, but rest assured, I AM Easter. Sure, Jesus was a cool guy, but I give the people Chocolate! My image has taken a beatin - back in the day I was worshipped as a god; now I'm just blamed for the obesity epidemic and that makes me hoppin' mad. This time of year is stressful - my fur is falling out, I have no time for my boyfriend Timothy. The rumours are true... retirements beckoning. But it will be a few years before I leave the biz; the satisfaction of starting kids on a lifetime of sugar dependency as soon as their milk teeth are through is too good to pass up yet."
and of course here are some nice easter pics to finish the post off with (pfft be buggered you knew i was gonna post 3 pics didnt ya?)




 laters folks...
Peace, Love & Respect :)

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Subject: Hell explained by a chemistry student :D The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well *Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?* *Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. * *One student, however, wrote the following:* *First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states, that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?* *If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct. leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God! THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

 

Monday, August 20, 2012

packing

hey all been awhile
First i have a question...is it just me or is it crazy that Assange in a so called fight for free speech and journalistic freedom has turned to a country who jails its own journalists( and has 3 journalists who have themselves sought political asylum from their own country for the crime of writing about govt corruption) for asylum?
Mind you i do understand why he hasnt turned to his own country since the Aussie govt (labour/greenies) have a problem with our own journalists and are talking about muzzling our own press (what is it about left wing politicians that find free press so threatening?)

now on to the topic of packing...i have my annual holidays starting in (oh yeh 30 hrs) so of course being the typical lazy bugger that i am i havnt even started to pack yet...dont worry Miss T i still have plenty of time to do it in
going on a 10 Day P&O cruise up the tropical coast of Oz then will finish it off with a footy game (Essendon/Collingwood) in Melb (soz to all you magpie supporters but i'm praying for a bomber win)
just think all that free food n cheap drinks on offer (mmm better make use of the gym on the boat now that i think of it) should be fun

not exactly the boat i will be on but that necklace is hot (n if you belive thats why i put this pic up your crazy)...n i do love brown hair


 did i say i hate pink? meh it does look hot on some ppl
no idea why i put this pic up (besides that he is good to look at)

Peace, Love & Respect :)

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

memories

 When i was a teenager i used to go on camps with other guys aged 13-17 with the cadets and one thing sticks in my memory of those times...DROP BEARS...

now i hear you asking what is a drop bear...well to put it simply its a great animal used to scare the living daylights out of kids who are on there first bushcamp, i can remember one time when we had 8 boys all sleeping in the one 2 man tent after a night of stories around the fire


From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

A drop bear (or dropbear) is a fictitious Australian marsupial.[1] Drop bears are commonly said to be unusually large, vicious, carnivorous koalas (although the Koala is not a bear) that inhabit treetops and attack their prey by dropping onto their heads from above.[2] They are an example of local lore intended to frighten and confuse outsiders and amuse locals, similar to the jackalope, hoop snake, wild haggis, or snipe hunt.
It is often suggested that doing ridiculous things like having forks in the hair or Vegemite or toothpaste spread behind the ears will deter the creatures.[3]

 And from the Australian Museum;

Animal Species:Drop Bear

The Drop Bear, Thylarctos plummetus, is a large, arboreal, predatory marsupial related to the Koala.
Drop Bear distribution map
Drop Bear distribution map
© Australian Museum

Identification

Around the size of a leopard or very large dog with coarse orange fur with some darker mottled patterning (as seen in most Koalas). It is a heavily built animal with powerful forearms for climbing and holding on to prey. It lacks canines, using broad powerful premolars as biting tools instead.

Size range

120kg, 130cm long, 90 cm at the shoulder.

Distribution

Drop Bears can be found in the densely forested regions of the Great Dividing Range in South-eastern Australia. However there are also some reports of them from South-east South Australia, Mount Lofty Ranges and Kangaroo Island.

Habitat

Closed canopy forest as well as open woodland on the margins of dense forest. Never encountered near roads or human habitation.

Drop Bears hunt by ambushing ground dwelling animals from above, waiting up to as much as four hours to make a surprise kill. Once prey is within view, the Drop Bear will drop as much as eight metres to pounce on top of the unsuspecting victim. The initial impact often stuns the prey, allowing it to be bitten on the neck and quickly subdued.


There are some suggested folk remedies that are said to act as a repellent to Drop Bears, these include having forks in the hair or Vegemite or toothpaste spread behind the ears. There is no evidence to suggest that any such repellents work.

Classification

Species:
plummetus
Genus:
Thylarctos
Peace:)

Thursday, June 7, 2012

crazy

Is it just me or is it crazy that its legal to have 2 dads on your birth certificate but illegal for your 2 dads to get married?...that was the decision made by a judge over here who ordered a gay couples names to both be on the birth certificate of there kid recently

 On another note i recently lost the hearing in my ear but after catching a nasty cold and doing all the right things to get rid of it my hearing seems to be coming back

Off to Adelaide tomoz to visit a great friend i met on farmtown (not exactly the best game but it did introduce me to some very awesome ppl) so all i can say to those of you who sneer n say WTF farmtown? it aint all that bad :P

So I can expect a weekend of fine food, wine and chocolate (not to forget the hugs)


just thought i would show you my preferred underwear (mmm that is a great excuse to put this pic up  :lol)
hope you all have a great weekend (i know i will)

till next time
Peace, Love & Respect :)

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

hey all



well it seems that even tho i havnt been on in such a long time i am still getting visitors to my blog (kinda makes me realise that i have been neglecting it for soooo long)

just a little update...have finished the harvest season for another yr (so all things going right i should end up[ posting more)

have had another operation 10 weeks ago to fix a hernia (only prob there is that when i woke up i was told they found a second one)...lost my hearing in my left ear (tho it seems to be coming back yay :D) damm i swear my bodies going to hell

oh well i guess i better start up at the gym n eat healthy n see if that will do any good

thought i would let you in on my secret to inner peace (shamelessly pinched from another blog...thx jesse)

Some doctor on TV this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, so I have managed to finish off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, a pockage of Prungles, tha mainder of bockle uv Prozic and Valiuminun scriptins, the res of the chesescke an a box a chocletz.
Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feel rite now.
Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov iennr peeezz.
An telum,u blody luvum.!! Xxx

although in all honesty it doesnt mention my love affair with cheap (well bloody expensive according to my friends) whisky 

on a parting note heres some pics to leave you with...enjoy












p.s have a trip to adelaide in 2 weeks to meet one of my 2 fav online friends (cant wait)

Peace,Love &Respect

Ty:)

Monday, August 8, 2011

females n stinky stuff


Thats perfume to you ladies

first off i want to say thankyou to all of you who sent me a comment about Gus...it meant alot and helped me cope with the pain and loss

we have just finished the yrs planting (only had 40,-50,000 trees to plant this yr ) so thats a good thing

my boss brought me a new dog (a female kelpie) so i'm back to training another puppy she has already shredded a pilow and halfway there on my armchair...in relation to females and stinky stuff i went to Perth last yr i got talked into buying a nice bottle of cologne (bloody expensive at $130) and every time i wear it i have ladies comment on it sniff my neck and say how good it is, and now my dog (female) just loves to nuzzle into my neck when i'm wearing it


this is my new dog...isnt she cute



already tearing up the joint lol

peace,love & respect:)

Saturday, July 9, 2011

special friend

saw this on a fridge magnet yesterday and decided to share it

Some people have a special gift
for doing loving deeds,
For offering encouragement
that someone realy needs.
For knowing when to be there,
With a helping hand to lend ...
Some people have a gift for being
a very special Friend.

everyone needs a special friend be it a husband, wife, lover, or just a friend

i once heard a minister say the God didnt mean for people to be alone that we are social creatures and need company so i am thankful for all the people in my life both online and in real life

Peace, Love & Respect

mans best friend

hey all

i think that the hardest thing i have ever had to do was make the decision to put my dog down today...stupid mutt got himself run over and the vet said the best thing to do was to euthanize him

Cant even blast the idiot who ran him over since it was me

dont feel like saying much more somehow so think i will leave with some pics of Gus






will be posting more from now since my insane hectic worklife has eased up

Peace Love & Respect

Thursday, May 5, 2011

memories

hey there
thought i would update what has happened over the last couple of mths in a number of posts

to start of in March i actualy had a day of work (that was the first day in over 8 yrs that i actualy had a single day off in march)

So being the nice fella that i am i thought i would pop over to my wifes housewarming party its so much fun being hubby No2 lol (that is what my friend calls me...her gay hubby) its good that her real hubby likes me

of course i kinda forgot to tell her just let hubby No1 know then hopped in my car and drove the short 800kms (500miles) and gave Mynx a little suprise (which taking in teh fact that when i rang her while standing in her driveway and then seeing a little pocket rocket screaming and zooming at warp speed to almost bowl me over in a hug then pinch n poke me all day just to make sure i was real and not her imagination was quiet flattering to say teh least

had a great day meeting mynx's friends and family (not to forget all that yummy food being waved in front of me...n no guys i didnt dissapoint Mynx is the best for making bikkies cakes n pavlova) then since i had to work the next day i headed back home that night

all in all it was a great day and i had a ball

and no these arent pics of my trip...but bugger that they do look hot


Peace,Love & Respect:)

Friday, April 8, 2011

hey

hey there
sorry its been so long since i last posted guys...just to let you know my insane hrs at work are almost over and i will be back to blogging again

Peace, Love & Respect:)

Monday, January 3, 2011

hey

hey guys well it has been awhile since i last posted and lots has been happening

i'm back to my lazy hrs at work starting at 5/5.30am and working until 7/9pm 7 days a week now so lifes all good there

xmas was great had dinner with my sis n my bro and it wasnt as bad as i thought it would be

even got a pressy of my sis (towels...isnt that sweet lol)

managed to pick up a few new followers while i have been absent...so hello to you awesome ppl and welcome to my nutty life :)
This pic was pinched from one of my new followers
(soz robbie hope you dont mind but he is to cute not to share around)
My new years was a bit more exciting than my normal watch tv n in bed by 11pm so i can start work at 6am...this time i went out partying hard with some friends drank lots got a pizza at 2am in teh morning bed by 2.30/3am (not realy sure when i went to bed realy was to drunk to tell lol) n then started work at 5.30am

n here is a pic that is looks just like the total stranger that i kissed at midnight
(damn was i lucky or what?)

with the floods up in Queensland that seem to have made the international news i remembered my holiday up there when i visited white haven beach
(mmm that beach does look nice doesnt it?)

n cause i feel like it here is another pic to sign off on


Hope you all had a great xmas and a fun new years eve (little late i know but oh well better late than never i always say)

Peace,Love & Respect

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

here

***WARNING PLEASE READ***
If someone comes to your front door and asks you to remove your clothes and dance with your arms in the air, DO NOT do this. It is a scam, they just want to see you naked.
I wish I had received this yesterday...I feel stupid now
Hey guys n how are we?
Got my new home (caravan) finally n i gotta say it is awesome...the leather armchairs are a dream (n they recline almost flat) n the dishwasher is just brilliant, still havnt got the surround sound system going (but then again i cant get the tv working in here yet)
Used the microwave oven to heat up some dinner (would you believe thats the first time i have used a microwave in over 15 yrs)
been busy moving stuff in since it arrived today n not even halfway there

here is the first things that i moved into the van
mmm you dont think i might have a drinkin problem do you?
nah i just love collecting bottles
(n if you believe that then you believe in the tooth fairy lol)

mochas here we come
mmm now just have to get some coffe n chocolate
welcome to my loungeroom
just love those armchairs and i have my very own poof to put my feet up on (mmm might have the spelling wrong there lol)
Peace:)

Sunday, November 14, 2010

headsup

hey all just thought i would say something that has been bothering me lately

i do love having followers but i dont like ppl who are just plain porn blogs on this site...so when i see a new follower n all they are is just a porn blog then i will delete you (my blocked list seems to be growing lately)

on another point i will be setting up a second blog soon and it will be a private one that will include personal things (re sexual) that will upset certain ppl who reads it

this 2nd blog will be only for those of you who i know and so if you want to be a reader of it plz email me n i will add you when i start it up

plz note that this blog will be a very personal one for me so i will be choosy about who i let in it

Peace:)

Saturday, November 13, 2010

What is it about pink?

hey guys

since i started this blog i have met some great ppl. The sad thing has been when bloggers who i follow disapear
what makes it worse is that i am a shy bugger (so i dont comment all that much) so when bloggers stop blogging i watch it in silence

recently a number of bloggers have disapeared and i find it sad

on the other hand 2 bloggers who disapeared have come back to blogging so its not all bad

Is it a Car is it a House?
got my loan n my insurance sorted for my caravan, the funny things is that teh credit union decided it is a car for my loan (car loan) and a house for my insurance (house insurance) go figure lol...so in 7 more days i will have a new house/car/caravan :)

Now on the title...what is it about Pink? personally you wouldnt see me dead in pink so i cant understand why ppl think that since i'm gay that i must love that colour
On the other hand this guy looks bloody hot in Pink:)

Of course since black is my favorite colour for clothes then this guy is def smokin


mmmm then again forget the clothes this guy is hot no matter what he wears

Peace,Love&Respect

P.S I dont have one of those blog counter thingy's so if you dont comment then i will never know thet you are reading my blog

Monday, November 8, 2010

a compliment is free n easy to give n a compliment a day is a good thing to do

hey peeps, n how are we all today

now this post has nothing to do with teh title (just felt like putting it up there:P)

As you all know i went to Perth for my hols so i thought i'd show you some pics

here is what i spent a lot of time doing...checking out the beers available over there

found a shop that sold UK lollies n drinks


n some US ones

and of course this is my new home in the making

and remember folks

a compliment is free n easy to give n a compliment a day is a good thing to do

Peace, Love & Respect :)

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

hey

hey all well i am home from my awesome holiday and i will post about it as soon as i finish writing it up...suffice it to say i had fun and spent my time with one of the loviest ladies i know

my new home (caravan) is coming along and i should be moving in in less than 3 weeks (pics to come)

i'm catching up on blogs at the mo...why is it that when i go away my favorite bloggers post more than normal?

Peace, Love & Respect:)

Thursday, October 21, 2010

hey

hey there and how are we all today?

still on my holidays (gonna be back home in 2 days) and yes folks i am having fun...thx for asking

its been fun being chauferred around visiting new places

Think the first thing i will do when i get back home is go n see how my new home is coming along, should be interesting with the walls n floor all finished and just the furnishing left to go...mmm 2 more weeks and it should be finished yay!

at any rate i'm gonna leave you all with a promise to have pics up soon and to try n post as often when i am back home as i have been while on holiday (think i might have this posting thing backwards lol)

Peace:)

Saturday, October 16, 2010

clothes

what is it about females that want to make you over?

went to fremantle yesterday with my friend and the ffirst thin she did was take me shopping for clothes so she can change me over lol

was a fun day full of hot guys to look (meh more like perve) at much to the disgust of T she semed to be put out that i was spending waaay to much time looking at the waiter than concentrating on her...tho its gotta be said the waiter is what i love (dark hair smaller than me and hot) so i just couldnt helpmyself

of course it might have been the guys at the shops we went to that compounded the problem since they all were hot and my eyes spent the whole day wandering lol

managed to take some good pics n will post them when i get back home

am havin a ball...lots of good food, lovely company, wine and yummy boys to look at what more can a guy ask for?

mmm with the way i'm postin so much i rekon i should go on hols more often lol

Peace, Love & Respect:)